No, really. There are things that your toddler should be able to do now or master very soon.
I'm writing specifically for those toddlers who are nearing three years old - this is a skill-set that they will have been honing for a year or two now.
1) Untidy a clean room in moments.
This needs no explanation. You don't even have to turn your back. They say some 'toddlerish' incantation and mess explodes into life.
2) Lock themselves in the bathroom.
Especially when you need it.
3) Flood any room in which there is a sink - and also those without.
For the purposes of 'cleaning'. The room is cleaned, for sure. It is also a temporary paddling pool
4) Master a simple game on any platform and then bugger it up. Gleefully.
Tero's Plants V Zombies account was deleted. My Hay Day produce and rare items were sold for minimum price.
My Clash of Clans rare spawn trees were cut down, town defenses removed, and my army sent into many, aimless, losing battles.
5) Push buttons.
I mean any buttons and the more inconvenience they cause, the better: PC buttons, light switches, socket switches, lamp switches, microwave buttons, oven buttons, the kettle switch, the doorbell, the buzzer. YOUR buttons: Your toddler should be adept at pushing buttons you didn't know were so easy to find. The anger button, the funny button, the 'awwwwww' button, the exasperation button, the stress button, and the anxiety button are but a few that our young man has mastered.
6) Get away with it ALL. See #5
There are more things to add (feel free to add your own!) but suffice it to say, a toddler may yet be able to flout Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfiguration at mealtimes - purely judging by the mess.
I am expecting a letter, by owl, regarding Markus's admission to Durmstrang when he reaches 10 years of age.
